The Peaches Stones are:
Jesus "at least I can play my chosen instrument" Nice
:Cow Bell (in C#-ish), Shakey Fruit™, Shouting, singing and a-hollerin'. Some no-stringed
Drums (which he can play) as well as some three-stringed madness. The backbone of the band, he can shout the loudest, hit the hardest and make the meanest coffee. A ex-part-time drum teacher, Jesus enjoys healing the sick and being pleasant to everyone he meets (sic).Jesus and Crikey! form the main songwriting partnership of the band, both writing lyrics and guitar parts as the mood takes them. They have been often known to stay up late into the night, quietly crafting songs in the kitchen of Crikey!'s country residence. Jesus is renowned among associates as "looking like the one who is one day gonna crack and kill us all in our beds".
Likely to be heard saying:
"Mint" "Fuck" "Food?" "Met'ul" "Ow!"
"who put that F***ing cash machine there?"
Jobin of "you play and I'll make it up... or dance!" Proxley:
Silly Walks, Feet Shuffling, Wooping, and Bass Geetawh
. Jobin's guitar playing is enhanced greatly by his third arm which has proved invaluable for those blistering solos. A dedicated 80's music fan, it has been said that his version of Right Said Fred's "I'm Too Sexy" will make weak women (those lovely ladies) faint at fourty paces, leaving them to the mercy of Jobin "Love Bucket" of Proxley.Likely to be heard saying:
"Wicked" "[click/point] Don't you think that..."
"we will rock you!" "...for my pants..."
"en garde, now you die!"
Crikey! "I wish I could play this guitar" Miles:
Cockney drums, Tuneless crooning, weirdy-beardy Zoom™ effects, which is now broken :( , and Lead Git-tar (which technically he can't play, but will can keep some people fooled). Crikey's dark secret is that he was, and may still be, a Thespian. He has been seen pouncing, wearing women's clothes, and even a claim of lipstick found is his room has been made (though never proved).
When not writing new material for the Peach Stones, he has been working with Swedish composer Minnie "ducks" Mouse as well as being involved in Flying Saucers Took My Brain and most recently, Les Croc Monsieures.
Likely to be heard saying:
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Crikey!" "Sweeet" "Rok!""NO, i think these shoes are cool"
"look, a hair cut"
Joyce "rmmff gmfmrrf mrfmemmgfmmmf" Joyce:
The "Joyce-o-sound-instrument-replication-system™". What instrument it is attempting to replicate is as yet undiscovered. A huge talent, adding the fan worship the band so needs. Joyce's glory has now so surpassed the size of the band that in late '99 it almost broke the band up. Luckily for all those 'Peaches fans, the band weathered the huge popularity surge as Joyce came on board, and now bask in his glory.
Likely to be heard saying:
"
er... beer"[For more information of the King of Yogurt, visit
The Church of Joyce]
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